I don’t like the Olympics.
I don’t like them since they went pro!
I don’t like the astounding costs of the whole damn thing for two stupid weeks of rah-rah frivolity . For example, the only current use for Bejing’s gorgeaus stadiums from the last Olympics, like the exceedingly large Bird’s Nest Stadium is now, well, a bird’s nest.
Yes, in a move towards Asian unity, The Chinese have offered it Japan as breeding ground for Rodan, their flying giant serpent. which is about all it’s good for now that Bob Costas has left.
Speaking of costs, I cannot stomach the special effects of the overblown mess, particularly The Opening Cermonies which makes the coronation of a Roman Emperor like Biggus Dickus
seem like a street naming ceremony in Towanda, PA.
With more special effects than AVATAR
and at a cost similar moving the entire nation of Chile off the fault lines,
it seems a bit much, to tell you the truth.
And what does it all celebrate….white people doing stupid shit!
Why do we need ceremonies for that…we do that every day. Just take a look at the US Senate ,if you don’t believe me.
In the small bit of Olympic watching that I did, one thing I also noticed was that there were very few African American athletes in The Winter Games which I think speaks to one of two things :
1. The high costs of participation in those sports.
Hmmm, as sociologists clearly have stated Black people as a group are a lower income base, blah blah blah which is caused by socio economic , racial hatred blah blah blah …..and hence it is clearly shown balh blah blah
OR
2. It speaks to a far a superior brain power among black people, who , in their infinite wisdom, looked at some crazy white dude hurtling down a mountain at 100 miles per hour standing on a small board , flying off into space off a ramp, doing twists and turn in the air like he’s having an epileptic fit, and landing on his feet….maybe.
They also watched the lugers. These are not German handguns , but rather a grouping of nutbags who dress like condoms , but have human heads.
They then lay on their back on a tiny sled ( in bizarre homosexual positions in some cases) and hurtle through twists and turns on an ice track no less, lifting their heads up to see where they’re going……controlling the luge sled with tiny muscle movements of their crotch and I guess shifting gears with their frozen penises. How women steer, I have no idea !
There are few black “curling ‘ professionals, unless you count hair care.
Even though there are a goodly number of black people in places like Ontario and Minnesota, the last thing they want to show the world is how good they are with a broom. Come to think of it, do women in curling use vacuum cleaners? Do females in Curling scream, “ I cooked. You sweep up!”
Oh good, only four years from now, no black people except Shoni Davis , the speed skater, can go to some goofy town in Russia the next Winter Games.
I can’t wait !
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